I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
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advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
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casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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