Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
Randomize
