It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I'm too high and old for this...
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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