a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
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Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
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Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
You almost got us killed.
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27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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