I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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