Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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