we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
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My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
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My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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