we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
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Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
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I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
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