hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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