Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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