I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
