I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
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I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
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Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
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