508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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