He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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