Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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