That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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