that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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