...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
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Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
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Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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