okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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