Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
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I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
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I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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