So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
