worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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