ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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