I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
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He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
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WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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