I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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