last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
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Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
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Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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