I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
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Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
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Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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