I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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