Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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