So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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