Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
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.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
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Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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