So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
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he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
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Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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