She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
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Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
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I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
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