hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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