It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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