I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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