Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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