That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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