i dont even know how to be here
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
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She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
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He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
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she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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