I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
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She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
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body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
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I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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