I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
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And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
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She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
He has the fingertips of a God
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