she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
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