i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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