haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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