wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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