Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
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your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
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He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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