Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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