I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
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I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
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Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
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