You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
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threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
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Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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