Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
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He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
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It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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