But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
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The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
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I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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