Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
