Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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