That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
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I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
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Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
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