just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
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Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
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my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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